Posts for February, 2009


Fun With Words

February 18th, 2009

There is no ham in a hamburger There is no straw in a strawberry. There is neither egg in eggplant or apple in a pineapple. A Guinea pig is not a pig A panda bear is related to a raccoon not a bear. Fireflies aren’t flies, they are beetles. Greyhounds can be any color. Rush [...]

Angels Explained by Children

February 12th, 2009

I know the names of only two angels, Hark and Harold. ~~~Gregory, 5 Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~~~Olive, 9 It’s not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there’s still the flight [...]