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		<title>Never Volunteer to Get Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy should never have asked. Related posts:The Things People Say


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		<title>What’s Up with Up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is “UP.” It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It&#8217;s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, [...]


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		<title>Teacher Throws Eraser at Student</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The tagline on this blog is &#8220;Daily Teaching Ideas.&#8221; Well this video is NOT a recommended daily teaching idea, but it is funny. The teacher in the video overlooks the misbehaving student for a time then the eraser flies. Related posts:How Not to Use Powerpoint Teacher Makes Amazing Half Court Shot


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		<title>How Not to Use Powerpoint</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a humorous look at what not to do when creating a Powerpoint project. I first saw this post on Carla Beard&#8217;s blog. No related posts.


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		<title>Amazing Facts or If Not at Least They&#8217;re Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.  A cockroach will live nine days without its head before [...]


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		<title>Wisdom from Will Rogers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was one of the great sages of our time.  Enjoy the following: Never slap a man who&#8217;s chewing tobacco.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman&#8230;neither works.  Never miss a good [...]


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		<title>Angels Explained by Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know the names of only two angels, Hark and Harold. ~~~Gregory, 5 Everybody&#8217;s got it all wrong. Angels don&#8217;t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~~~Olive, 9 It&#8217;s not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there&#8217;s still the flight [...]


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		<title>Why God Made Moms</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Answers given by 2nd graders: Why did God make mothers? She&#8217;s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. Mostly to clean the house. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. Magic plus super [...]


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		<title>Kentucky Math</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dog Letters to God</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and [...]


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